Vince and Chris trade faces. They hurt. So bad. 

Vince and Chris trade faces. They hurt. So bad. 

This update comes from The Laughing Planet in Eugene, Oregon. The band has stopped here for a much needed meal after a long day on the road. 
They met a lion. 
The met a snail. 
They truly met themselves. 

This update comes from The Laughing Planet in Eugene, Oregon. The band has stopped here for a much needed meal after a long day on the road. 

They met a lion. 

The met a snail. 

They truly met themselves. 

Star Trek: Federation Travel Guide. Don’t take a band on tour without it. I (Gavin… Drum person and resident band Trekkie)  can’t wait for our gig on Risa… I’m looking forward to a little Jamaharon.

Star Trek: Federation Travel Guide. Don’t take a band on tour without it. I (Gavin… Drum person and resident band Trekkie)  can’t wait for our gig on Risa… I’m looking forward to a little Jamaharon.

Commonly Used Phrases By A Band On Tour Pt. 1

  • “What’s the wifi password here?”
  • “How much longer till we can stop for coffee?”
  • “I have to pee”
  • “Are there drink tickets at this venue?”
  • “Whats the address of the venue?”

Here is the second day of Bent Knee’s current tour put into a video. The song that is shown in this video has only been performed 4 times. The band sings it to themselves all day, but backwards… and in German. 

Greetings, You goofy-guys and girls (and all that lies in between)

This is the Mysterious Narrator again. I have forced them to film their adventures and mishaps on the road. Even though I am following them and spying on all their business (Vince sure is funny in the bathroom), I make them film it so that I may see anything that I missed. 

Here is the first day of tour.

This was Vince’s proudest moment on the last tour.
Vince wishes you all a Happy (and VERY early) Life Day. 

This was Vince’s proudest moment on the last tour.

Vince wishes you all a Happy (and VERY early) Life Day. 

This is the only reason we go on tour. Voodoo Doughnuts in Oregon keeps us alive. 
Bent Knee wonders if they will sponsor our tours.

This is the only reason we go on tour. Voodoo Doughnuts in Oregon keeps us alive. 

Bent Knee wonders if they will sponsor our tours.

Vince is seen here shoving his fist in through Chris’ tummy. All Vince wanted was to feel Chris’ liver.

Vince is seen here shoving his fist in through Chris’ tummy. All Vince wanted was to feel Chris’ liver.

Gavin (Drums) and Jessica (Bass) seen here rejoicing after a successful show in Seattle. Bent Knee is returning to Seattle soon. We are excited. 

Gavin (Drums) and Jessica (Bass) seen here rejoicing after a successful show in Seattle. Bent Knee is returning to Seattle soon. We are excited.